Living Vicariously

I still throw up in parking lots.

Member Since 08/18/2014

People Who Don’t Shower Immediately After Working Out Are Monsters

Food Trucks Are America

A group of recent college graduates asked me if I’m “also” considered a Millennial. I’m only 25. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Best Quotes I Heard From My Students After They Attended Health Class

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The woman next to me brought fucking spaghettios and is eating them at 8 a.m. I’m going to throw up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Making a bingo board of all the annoying things people do in my office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Playing Music During Sex Just Feels A Little Forced

I’m Going To Lose This Weight: The Office Candy Dish