I hate it here. PGP.
Living VicariouslyI still throw up in parking lots.
Member Since 08/18/2014
Counting sex as a workout. PGP.
Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.
That audible sigh of relief when you find out that everyone’s least-favorite person isn’t coming in today. PGP.
I started playing Temple Run again. PGP.
The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.
I want my friends to know that my PGP account is me, but I don’t want my employers to know. PGP.
Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.
Getting in trouble for not taking a lunch break. PGP.
I was going to spend all day at work applying for new jobs. I gave up by 10 a.m. PGP.