Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

I hate it here. PGP.

Counting sex as a workout. PGP.

Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.