As a lifelong Girl Scout I need to inform you that buying the cookies helps the troops go on camping trips. And the troops don’t set the prices, the national organization does.
Back when I was single I hadn’t updated my iPhone 4S to ios8 and so I couldn’t download Tinder. So I had to use some really abscure ones like MeetMe and Skout. It was…interesting.
Poodles are smart af. At least the standard size ones
I’m so stoked for Bill Nye’s new show!
Being in a relationship creates all new anxieties!
This is brilliant
Even when she did try and be nice he said “wahhh you’re so mean” soooo obviously that’s not an option with men like him
No one cares.
DEAR GOD, I am so sorry that happened to you. Literally the worst Brad ever.
Also substitites barely get paid enough for the gas to get them there.
Oh and, stock photo bagel: WOULD.
Ugh, stop talking about bagels. I haven’t had a carb in two weeks and I AM DYING.
I am always in the mood for sushi. I am never in the mood to socialize.
And this is why communication is the most important part of relationships. And social media is the death of relationships.
You know what’s instagrammable AND delicious? Margs. Bring back the #marglife
Okay but Subarus are awesome.
I just started my first Whole 30 yesterday. I’m looking forward to the challenge!!
True. Girls Night causes people to lose friends. Which is bad if someone (me) does not have that many to begin with!
As a lifelong Girl Scout I need to inform you that buying the cookies helps the troops go on camping trips. And the troops don’t set the prices, the national organization does.
What is this “affluent millennial crowd” of which you speak?
Back when I was single I hadn’t updated my iPhone 4S to ios8 and so I couldn’t download Tinder. So I had to use some really abscure ones like MeetMe and Skout. It was…interesting.
Yeah, but his name is Kevin