Spent half my paycheck at Costco. PGP.

My mom ignored my call yesterday. PGP.

Stalking someone on Lync so you can call them as soon as they sign in. PGP.

I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.

Giving away all of your old Fraternity T-Shirts because you’re an “adult” now. PGP

“What do you mean you don’t have bottomless mimo’s?” PGP.

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

Took me 2 years to convince a now client to leave competition.. It took our service team 1 day to undo all my work. PGP.