The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

My office is cleaner than my apartment. PGP

“I want it on my desk by Monday morning.” PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

My new year’s resolution Is to eat with real dishes instead of plastic tubs. PGP.

That second bottle of wine on a work night: good in theory, entirely ridiculous in practice. PGP.

I’m asking for a briefcase for Christmas. PGP.

I can’t eat popcorn anymore because it reminds me of the office. PGP.

I cant decide whether to sleep or celebrate your wedding this weekend. PGP.