She’s pregnant. On purpose. PGP.

Threw up in an Uber. At 4 PM. On a Sunday. After Brunch. PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.