The office wide email when someone has a baby. PGP.

When someone is a 10 on their Outlook Contact Card, but a 5 when you finally meet them. PGP.

Going to bed early because you’re bored. PGP.

Can’t get to my car to go home because there’s a guy who’s barricaded himself on top of my parking garage threatening to jump. Police have cordoned off the surrounding blocks. PGP.

Received an IM from a coworker sitting across from me during a meeting in the conference room yesterday. It said, “lol” in response to something I said. He wasn’t laughing out loud. PGP.

People that have been working at the company longer than you’ve been alive. PGP.

Copying and pasting for eight straight hours. PGP.

The office norm being to work through your lunch hour. PGP.

When your boss being an hour late means you’ll have to stay an hour later than usual. PGP.

Not realizing there isn’t toilet paper in the bathroom until it’s too late. PGP.