I’m the asshole who brews a new pot of coffee every time I need a pot of coffee. Every. Time. PGP.

Celebrating your 5-year anniversary at a company you originally considered a short-term stepping stone. PGP.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP

There was a time when I thought a 401k was a running event. PGP.

In 10 minutes, it will only be a half an hour until lunchtime. PGP.