I’ve been living off granola bars and fruit snacks from my office’s snack basket for the past few months. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to the office. All productivity has come to a screeching halt. PGP.

The client…who uses…too many ellipsis…in all their emails… PGP.

Having to feign excitement when your boss shows you photos of his kids in their Halloween costumes. PGP.

Comparing routes for how to get to work. PGP.

Just five more minutes on the internet, and then I’ll really start being productive. Okay maybe five more… PGP.

Taking as much time as possible to write a simple email. PGP.

Arriving to happy hour 10 minutes before it ends and ordering enough drinks to last until you leave. PGP.

Not recognizing people on Facebook because their last names change after getting married. PGP.