“Come to my office,” really just means “come and hang out for 20 minutes while waiting for your superior to answer their own question.” PGP.

Checking over your shoulder before opening up a bikini picture on Facebook. PGP.

Conversations with mom used to be short because I didn’t want her to know the extent of my partying. Now I just have nothing going on. PGP.

The only thing I have in common with most of my coworkers is that the same person writes our checks. PGP.

Bought tickets for a concert on a weekday over two months ago. Sold them yesterday because I didn’t want to stay out too late. PGP.

Threw out my arm…playing fetch with my dog. PGP.