Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

Mentally checking out around 11am on Friday. PGP.

Mastering weather-related small talk. PGP.

“It looks like someone had a good time last night.” PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

My boss only communicates with me through idioms, abbreviations, and curse words. PGP.

My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.