Johnny D

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Member Since 01/28/2015

Late Dinner Reservations Are My Jam Now

Paper Towels Have Driven Napkins To The Brink Of Extinction And We Need To Remedy It

I Won’t Apologize For Stunting On Everyone In My 2008 Chevy Impala

No One Is Respecting My 10:00 P.M. Cutoff Time For Phone Calls And Text Messages

How A Bruce Hornsby Song Turned My Miserable Day Into A Good One

My Favorite Bagel Shop In Chicago Is Trash But I Can’t Quit It

In 2018, There Is Nothing Quite As Hip As Becoming A Spin Instructor

How Many Jean Jackets Does It Take For A Bar To Become A Dive?

Google Home And The Amazon Echo Have Rendered Aux Cords Irrelevant And It Makes Me Sick

What You Actually Say Versus What You Should Say