That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Trying to look as angry as possible on the train so nobody sits next to you. PGP.

Insider trading via Snapchat. PGP.

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

If I get 30 minutes less or more sleep than 8 hours my day is ruined.

I wear non-prescription glasses on client appointments to look more professional.

I’ve been faking it for over a year now, when do I start to make it?

Seriously neglecting routine auto maintenance.