Practicing my golf swing mid-conversation.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

Being so busy at work and not getting a chance to get on Tinder. PGP.

Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.