Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing

Taylor Swift sang about being 22, Blink-182 said nobody likes you when you’re 23, and nobody cares enough about the years after that to write a song about them. PGP.

1: “How’s your day been?” 2: “Pretty standard.” PGP.

I can’t help but saying, “Kids these days” whenever I hear about some new exciting thing that I’m too old for now. PGP.

My get rich quick and quit working forever scheme only put me further in debt. PGP.

The previous occupant of your desk didn’t take the boogers underneath it with him when he left. PGP.