I Have the Memo

I don't want to quit my job, I just don't want to go anymore.

Member Since 06/12/2013

Staying up late watching a marathon on HGTV and paying for it the next morning. PGP.

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Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

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I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

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Realizing that it’s probably time to start taking a daily multivitamin. PGP.

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Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

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Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.

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Only filling up the gas tank halfway in the hope that prices will fall two cents overnight. PGP.

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Someone clogged my favorite toilet in the office on Monday. It still hasn’t been fixed. PGP.

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The passive aggressive “Oh, look who finally decided to show up!” jokes from coworkers after you get back from vacation. PGP.

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Caffeine in the morning, sleeping pills at night. PGP.

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