My boss got hipster glasses.

One of my few sane coworkers gave her two weeks today. I’m like, “please don’t leave me here with all these assholes”. PGP.

It’s not even 9 AM and some savage ha already left the toilet unflushed. PGP

Had a nightmare that I wore jeans on Thursday thinking it was casual Friday. PGP.

Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.

Buying a portable radio because of the new office web restrictions. PGP.

Dying a little inside when your boss calls you during your lunch break. PGP

9:00am: *email arrives in my inbox*9:02am: “Hey, did you get my email?”…PGP

Costs of living rising faster than your salary. PGP.

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.