Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

One night of partying throwing off my sleep cycle for a solid month. PGP

Having to Google “gifts for men” in order to think of what you want for Christmas. PGP.

Leather computer chair swamp ass. PGP.

“I’m sorry. I haven’t been that drunk in a long time.” PGP.