Hemingway Drunk

Member Since 09/05/2016

  • Hemingway Drunk 7 years ago on The Worst Things You Can Do At A Wedding To Piss Off The Bride, From Someone Who's Definitely Pissed Off A Bride

    Serious question for the PGP community here, im attending a wedding in June filled with high school friends back east and I asked a friend to be my plus one because she knows everybody. Said friend slept with the groom, my good buddy years ago but their are no bad feelings between the two. My question being is this wrong and should I opt for a less controversial date so as to avoid the risk of potentially pissing off my buddy and or his bride to be on her big day?

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  • Hemingway Drunk 8 years ago on I've Had Enough With People Who Refuse To Dance

    Alright listen, I have to get so drunk to get on a dance floor to keep my white awkwardness at bay that I may be a bad wedding guest afterwards, once there I’m not leaving that dance floor but if the brides parents have to pay a fine because the country club staff caught me stealing Bordeaux from the cellar well that’s just the price they pay for me tearing up and lightning that d-floor on fire.

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