Actually filing a noise complaint on your neighbors like an old, cranky loser. PGP.

How much can they even take out of my security deposit for a couple nail holes, right? PGP.

Corporate motivational posters that have the complete opposite of the intended effect. PGP.

Parents referring to your dog as their grandchild. PGP.

Can’t sleep in on weekends without waking up in a blind panic that you’re late for work. PGP.