My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

I’m driving 40 miles each way to a job I hate. PGP.

My Bank of America account has three figures. PGP.

May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

Having to book airfare, hotel, and car reservations for your supervisor for a trip your not invited on. PGP.

“We are an acronym driven company. Get used to it.” PGP.

Corporate snow day? This is my dream. PGP.

Praying that maintenance never fixes the florescent light directly above my cube. PGP.

Wishing passing coworkers a “good morning” out of habit when it’s already past noon. PGP.