I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.
The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.
She even adds in the coin sounds. This is flat out impressive. Doesn’t miss a beat.
Frozen parodies and Breaking Bad. It’s like 2013 all over again!
Talking about corporate the way I used to talk about Nationals in college. PGP.
Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.
CEO just bought a private jet, which explains why I didn’t get a raise. PGP.
Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.
Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.
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