The interns were my ghost writers.. PGP

Brain thought a lunch workout would be good, my current swamp ass tends to disagree. PGP

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

“Another day, another dollar” PGP

The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP

Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP