I thought this article was going to be some wordplay thing about clothes because everyone keeps using fit to shorten the word outfit. And now I’m just upset with myself for putting way too much thought into all of this.
Went to someone’s house yesterday and they still had their full size Christmas tree up with what I’m assuming were fake presents underneath it. Really threw me off.
I once got out of the friend zone with a girl by dating her friend and making her jealous. I second trying to get a Lyla or possibly another friend of Mia’s. Can’t be too close a friend though
This is for when a girl puts pictures of her ass on her Instagram. When they want to lure in a specific guy they’ll leave them up for the guy to come across but when they’re done luring him or if the luring failed, they can take them down temporarily until the next guy comes along. Source: my vain friends with nice asses
Not sure why I took so much enjoyment out of you getting free stuff from those companies after one article but Duda can’t seem to get even a single beer from Michelob after many articles.
Got unnecessarily mad about the pebble beach comment but that’s probably just because I’ve golfed in pebble beach and you don’t understand how lucky you’d be to even get an invite to play there. It’s incredible.
Friday night was at a bar with some buddies from college. Started making out with one of their girlfriend’s friends. Went home with her. Got whiskey dick so we couldn’t bang. Then layed down and I threw up on her floor. Usually you would just try to pretend this never happened, never see her again, and move on with your life but the next day an bunch of us went wine tasting and she ended up hanging out with us for the entire day. Very awkward.
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I thank glucosamine for being able to play golf again. Only problem is I’m a day younger than Charlie and I’m already taking it.
When they don’t even ask and you just find a snap request and wonder how the hell they found you
I want to believe this is sarcasm but with Will being the author, I’m really not so sure.
I thought this article was going to be some wordplay thing about clothes because everyone keeps using fit to shorten the word outfit. And now I’m just upset with myself for putting way too much thought into all of this.
What do you use to cut little paper?
Little Caesars.
The only way I can see myself ever having a car is if I have enough money for 2 vehicles. Pickup for life.
Went to someone’s house yesterday and they still had their full size Christmas tree up with what I’m assuming were fake presents underneath it. Really threw me off.
Wouldn’t they have already been Eskimo sisters because of the groom? Not because of the bride’s ex boyfriend?
90*
I once got out of the friend zone with a girl by dating her friend and making her jealous. I second trying to get a Lyla or possibly another friend of Mia’s. Can’t be too close a friend though
Kinda went exclusive with someone recently and reading this made me get all anxious all over again. Thanks for that.
This is for when a girl puts pictures of her ass on her Instagram. When they want to lure in a specific guy they’ll leave them up for the guy to come across but when they’re done luring him or if the luring failed, they can take them down temporarily until the next guy comes along. Source: my vain friends with nice asses
Not sure why I took so much enjoyment out of you getting free stuff from those companies after one article but Duda can’t seem to get even a single beer from Michelob after many articles.
What I’m wearing this summer: what I probably also wore last summer
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a razr on my desk right now
If you use the term whenever extremely loosely
Got unnecessarily mad about the pebble beach comment but that’s probably just because I’ve golfed in pebble beach and you don’t understand how lucky you’d be to even get an invite to play there. It’s incredible.
The guys that cried when Whaboom made it farther than them clearly didn’t understand this is a tv show.
Friday night was at a bar with some buddies from college. Started making out with one of their girlfriend’s friends. Went home with her. Got whiskey dick so we couldn’t bang. Then layed down and I threw up on her floor. Usually you would just try to pretend this never happened, never see her again, and move on with your life but the next day an bunch of us went wine tasting and she ended up hanging out with us for the entire day. Very awkward.
Fraternity alumni weekend this weekend. If I’m on any sort of wagon right now, I’m sure I’ll definitely be falling off of it soon.