Everything I do is “above my paygrade.” PGP.

Tried a new, calmer sounding alarm this morning. Overslept by almost two hours. PGP.

Really excited about the energy efficiency of my new washer and dryer. PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

Dilbert is the only person who understands me. PGP.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

Getting dirty looks from people when you tell them you actually like your job. PGP.

We got new coffee. They have somehow found coffee that is even worse than our old stuff. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

Retail therapy occurs exclusively in the clearance section. PGP.