My team went to the bar to watch the USMNT match. Supervisor wouldn’t anyone order a beer. PGP.

I’ve done about 30 minutes of actual work this week, and I’m upset that I’ve even done that much. PGP.

Everyone above me is quitting. I’m not getting promoted. PGP.

Receiving EOD requests at 4:58pm

Hearing “Happy Friday!!” makes my Friday less happy. PGP.

My mom just asked me for parenting advice on how to raise my little sister. PGP.

I have the same bathroom schedule as the old guy from the suite next door. PGP.

I didn’t get the hot stylist at Great Clips. PGP.

Crying over spilt coffee. PGP.

Eating more five dollar footlongs than Jared. PGP.