Not sure if my shakes are coming from my hangover or my coffee. PGP.

The asshole/gentleman balance that worked in college just doesn’t work anymore. PGP.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.

Took a summer class. Still eligible to get students tickets for football season. PGS.

Had a nice exchange with my mailman this morning. PGP.

I still chuckle every time I hear the term “fleshed out.” PGP.

My team got All Star Game tickets the day I faked an illness. PGP.

When mowing the lawn becomes your workout. PGP.

These people have been shitting for 40 years and still manage to smear the back of the seat. PGP.

I’m more attracted to the DirecTV puppet wife than the girls at my agency. PGP.