CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Fell asleep in the middle of my fantasy draft last night. PGP.

Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

There’s a special place in hell for the coworker who doesn’t take the time to refill the Keurig water reservoir. PGP.

Asking for new brakes for your birthday. PGP.