Exactly an hour late today

Uber small talk. PGP.

Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.

My only linkedln endorsements are from people who have never met me.

Just joined a political argument on Facebook

Too hungover to even try to hide it

Reopened my tab to watch my team lose in overtime

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college