Desk Jockey

Member Since 12/20/2015

Man Accused Of Bringing Hell Upon El Segundo Residents With A Goddam Airhorn

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Cabo, Night One

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

Post Grad Problems

Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.

Post Grad Problems

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP

Post Grad Problems

How much can I earn “moving that dope”?

Post Grad Problems

Another worthless college major