DeKendrick Washington

I didn't finish my LinkedIn profile, and this won't be different.

Member Since 03/12/2014

“Ass ass ass ass ass ass.” Forgetting to change XM to the classic rock station before heading to lunch with coworkers. PGP.

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TYPING AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO AN ASSHOLE CLIENT only to pussy out and trash it. PGP.

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Awkwardly removing valuables from your car while they guy waits to starts detailing it. PGP.

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Spending Sunday looking for the fire alarm that is making noise. PGP

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Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.

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Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP

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My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.

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Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP

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Using the “It will evaporate” technique on spills including liquids that aren’t water. PGP.

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