Danny Ocean

Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.

Member Since 01/15/2017

A Plea For US Airports to Replace CNN With HGTV And Food Network

Don’t Worry, Middle School Still Sucks

The Flanagans Of Fairfield County, Connecticut: Chapter Two

Alexa Sex, Terrible First Dates, And A Wedding Plus-One From Hell: The Worst Stories From This Weekend

How To Ensure You’ll Get Laid This Weekend

This Is Why I Hunt

The Flanagans Of Fairfield County, Connecticut: Chapter One

Terrible Habits I’m Going To Pick Back Up Now That Summer Is On The Horizon

Worked from home and fell asleep during a conference call. No one noticed.

Post Grad Problems

It’s gotten to a point where my coworker would breathe and I instantaneously want to punch his face.

Post Grad Problems