When a coworker comments that your desk doesn’t have much flair. PGP.

Coming home from a long day of work to an empty refrigerator. PGP.

The person standing outside the single bathroom stall waiting for you to finish. PGP.

Telling people you’re in sales. PGP.

I will not be making it rain anytime in the foreseeable future. PGP.

Wanting to physically crush the guy who says he’s “crushing it.” PGP.

“At this time, we have decided to pursue other candidates for this position.” PGP.