Recruiting for an entry level white collar job in a very blue collar market. PGP

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP

All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I’m married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP

I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP

Being relocated with no relocation bonus. PGP

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

I’m legitimately sick today, but I couldn’t call in to work because my boss wouldn’t believe me.

My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP