“Our team is like the Navy SEALs of the company.”

Trying to figure out how to hide my job interview clothes from my boss.

We’re the only couple in our friend group that’s not pregnant.

Boss sending a passive-aggressive email to the entire staff but knowing it’s directed at you.

Started my “summer diet” today and realized I have no plans to go to the beach this year.

“So…how’s your bracket?”

Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Tillerson getting canned on a business trip.

First day back after vacation and I’ve already been told I look dead inside.