Bought a lumbar support for my chair. PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

Decided to be healthy and take the stairs this morning. Tripped and spilled my coffee. PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

Fun Fact: Ctrl Delete will erase all of the emails in the shared inbox. PGP.

Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.

I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

The anxiety of not knowing my new boss’ internet policies. PGP.