“And don’t worry, the survey is completely anonymous, so feel free to be honest”

Umbrella broke in the middle of a downpour. I am now sitting at my desk in soaked clothes

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.

“Your password has expired.”

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

Emails marked “High Importance”

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers

“Looks like someone got some sun this weekend”