I’ll be in bed before my team has even called the coin toss tonight.

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I took today off of work to relax and catch up on sleep. I forgot to turn my alarm off

Another Monday, another forgotten password.

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

Half-joking about wiring all my clients’ funds to my own account

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh