The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.
Member Since 07/24/2014
6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.
I’ve already had to use half of my sick days. PGP.
Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.
Every time I get asked a question at work, my initial response is “how the Hell would I know the answer to that?” PGP.
Someone was a drunk asshole last year so we don’t have holiday parties anymore. PGP.
My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.
Lateral moves. PGP.
Someone threw up in the sink. PGP.
They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.