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The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.

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Jeff Sessions submitting his resignation at his boss’s “request.”

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Convincing yourself that your 401(k)’s dismal October performance is just a Halloween prank.

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Running out of time to make it onto a “30 Under 30” list.

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“Just a few housekeeping items…” Fuck.

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People who click and un-click their pens constantly while walking through the office.

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Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.

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Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

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Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

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“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.

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