Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP

I make slightly less than the average American household and I still feel like a poor. PGP

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

Had a girl come over late last night. The sex wasn’t worth sacrificing the sleep. PGP

The hardest thing I have done this week was quietly listen to Andre Nickatina at the office. PGP.

Perfecting the causal “lift and separate.” PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

My friends wont give me their work emails. PGP.

Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.