Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

My boss blatantly ignored my request to take a sick day. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

Will I ever get used to this? PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Threw out some vodka in my freezer to make room for Hot Pockets. PGP.

I’ve started dreaming in Calibri. PGP.

Got my very own surge protector today. PGP.