The guy in the stall next to me is practicing a presentation. He is referring to slide numbers and charts. PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

She sounded way hotter on the phone.

Spending more time in traffic than at work

Sitting next to two twin babies on your flight out. PGP.

Shameless cellphone conversations in the elevator, because f**k everyone else. PGP.

Your password must contain a number, a capital letter, a foreign country, and the name of one dead president. PGP.