Ending your run at the liquor store, buying a bottle, and walking the last five blocks home. PGP.

Getting a new shower head will absolutely be highlight of my week. PGP.

Either come in early and stay late or spend two hours in traffic both ways. PGP.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

Listening to my coworker talk about her newborn kid and having to feign interest in her stories about it rolling over. PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

Having sunday scaries Sunday through Thursday. PGP.

Crack open a beer, get in van. “I guess this is my fantasy suite.” PGP.