Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

My Honest Application To Join A Group Of Male Buddies

Stop Deleting Your Text Messages

Questions I Have After Watching The Bachelorette For The First Time

All The Texts You Send During A Budding Romance

I Fell Off The Wagon And Had An Identity Crisis

Going Off The Grid Is Completely Overrated

Ranking La Croix, Road Trips, And All The Other Ways I Empowered Myself This Week

The Five Worst Things I’ve Yelled At During This Damn Diet

People Who Don’t Shower Immediately After Working Out Are Monsters

The Case For Getting Tatted Up