At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Hobbies include complaining, gentrifying things, and complaining about things getting gentrified. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

I’m Done With Trying Not To Fail
An Honest Timeline Of My First Day Back From Vacation
Power Ranking Every Interaction I Had At The Office On My Last Day Before A Week-Long Vacation
I Got Fat In 2016
I Re-Lived My College Nightmare Today And It Was Just As Bad As The First Time
A Dialogue Between My Mother And I About Coming Home For The Holidays
Love, Heartbreak, And Everything Else That Goes Along With Chicago's Biggest Christmas Bar Crawl
The Difference Between Being A 'Beard Guy' And Just A 'Guy With A Beard'
The Realization That You’re A Bar Regular And What Comes With It