Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

Important Questions To Ask While Seeing New Apartments
Money, Sleep, And Everything Else That Deterred Me From Being Successful This Week
Some Thoughts I Have After My Work From Home Date Yesterday
Some Questions I Have During The Work From Home Date I’m Currently On
Throwing Up Under A Bridge And Other Ways I've Deterred Myself From Success This Week
My Office Argument About Bagel Etiquette
Power Ranking The Drunk Texts I Sent Last Weekend
Everything I’ve Done This Week To Deter Me From Success Including Dislocating My Shoulder In A Mosh Pit
My Drunken Evening With An Older Woman, Part III
My Drunken Evening With An Older Woman, Part II