At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Hobbies include complaining, gentrifying things, and complaining about things getting gentrified. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

My Drunken Evening With A Girl I Met On This Website, Part IV
How This Work Trip To Phoenix Deterred Me From Being Successful This Week
Breaking Down The 5 Conversations You Have When Entering A Relationship
Important Questions To Ask While Seeing New Apartments
Money, Sleep, And Everything Else That Deterred Me From Being Successful This Week
Some Thoughts I Have After My Work From Home Date Yesterday
Some Questions I Have During The Work From Home Date I’m Currently On
Throwing Up Under A Bridge And Other Ways I've Deterred Myself From Success This Week
My Office Argument About Bagel Etiquette
Power Ranking The Drunk Texts I Sent Last Weekend