Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

The Absurd Lengths I've Gone To In Order To Cope With Not Having Air Conditioning
Life Is Better With A Patio
Well, My Apartment Has A Spider Problem
I’m Getting My Shit Together
I Think I’m Turning Into A Douchebag
4 Burning Questions I Have About Sex In Public
I Need To Live The Reality TV Life
Breaking Down The Best Ways To Talk About The Person You’re Blurring Lines With
Running A Spartan Race Is The Closest I’ll Get To Action-Star Status
5 Songs From My Youth That I Identify More With As An Adult