Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.

Someone took a dump on the office bathroom floor today and then stepped in it. PGP.

Department wide email chains about closing the refrigerator door. PGP.

Toeing the line between skinny fat and just fat. PGP.

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP